1. theoptimisticbeaver:

    i begged my ex to try poetry, and this is what he wrote…..i had no idea how much he was suffering

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  2. aseaofquotes:

    David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

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  5. loveyourchaos:

    cats love boxes

    (Source: kiggor, via candescentcarter)

     


  6. mbearassing:

    Just watched funniest x tube vid…. couple spent 70 percent of the video arguing about the lube.

    sexy

     


  7. run-cause-hitler:

    enayalate-h8-this-year:

    bbanditt:

    slett:

    winchestercodependency:

    ibecameacat:

    what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

    dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

    “People with vaginas”

    what are those called again

    I can’t remember

    this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

    (Source: vvumblr, via candescentcarter)

     

  8. beautyandterrordance:

    Joan Crawford as Lucy Harbin, in Strait-Jacket (1964)

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  11. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    is this cocaine gluten free

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  14. cuteys:

    lntoxicate:

    this is the happiest picture ever oh myg odo he is smiling there i s a rainbow he is havingfun in the sun

    YES ITS BACK ON MY DASH AFTER LIKE 5 YEARS

    (Source: joey, via candescentcarter)

     

  15. trextrying:

    T-Rex Trying to Flip a Pancake…

    #TRexTrying

    (via mx-platypus)