FACT: "Transgendered" is not a misnomer, but...
every-inch-but-one: amydentata: gcvsa: factsaboutqueers: Side effects include general itchiness, confusion over gender, changing genders, and oozing gender fluid. TRUTH. Except, mine’s in the shop right now being calibrated, so I’m using my backup, which is a little wonky. Don’t piss me off, because if I hit you with this baby, there’s no telling what could happen. My transgendering...
cosmo tip #154
expertcosmotips: feeling jealous of your man’s extensive pornography collection? paste your face over pictures of all the girl’s faces. photoshop yourself into every picture, peering at him, into his soul. he will never be as attracted to you as he is when he realizes what you did for him
cosmo tip #159
expertcosmotips: want to give your man an exciting night? murder a neighbourhood child and frame him! bury the child in the floorboards! see how long it takes for him to crack!